Awkward and Awesome

Awkward: 
- You won't believe what I did on the last day of school, and my last school bus ride in my life. I tripped onto the bus again, this time leaving three beautiful bruises on my shin. This time instead of hanging my head in shame, I embraced the embarrassment and laughed with everyone else. Definitely a better choice than hanging your head. I think everyone who rode my bus will remember me for the rest of their lives as the girl who tripped onto the bus and fell into the bus drivers lap. That might have been the most awkward part of the whole story.
- For the first couple of days my basketball coaches knew me as " the girl who got hit in the face and bled out of her nose for thirty minutes.
- Yesterday I got asked if I had a room mate for the GU camp, and I replied " Ya, Nicole took me" then Nicole said " where did I take you?" and I replied " you are my partner". Then she asked " hey partner, do you want to go lay in the grass with me" and I said " yes partner, I would like that a lot." I don't think some of the girls appreciated our jokes, neither did the coaches, but it was really funny.
- Sometimes I sing to my fish Douglass. Mostly out of tune and off key, when I try I can sing but I like to keep my life colorful. I think he thinks I'm crazy, but then who doesn't?
- I almost asked a random lady at Walmart if I could borrow her basket. the plan was to borrow it the never return it but I chickened out and didn't ask. The awkward part was right after we passed her I told my mom the plan and right as I looked back at the lady she looked at me and she gave me the look like " don't you dare steal my cart. I just laughed.
- As I was walking into Walmart, a cart was rolling into the middle of the rode, so what did I do. I pretended to be Superman and ran to the cart and stopped it from hitting the car that was coming. I felt really cool... until I noticed that the cart was going to fall on top of me.
Awesome: 
- Nicole told me that she talks in her sleep, I told her that I'll just talk back.
- In the last week I have gone t o bed no sooner than one in the morning. That means on average I have gotten about four and a half hours per night. Lets just say that when I don't sleep I am freaking hilarious. Just ask my mom.
- Me and my mother were talking about the Beatles ( Paul McCartney was on the front page of Time) and she asked me if I even knew who they were. I replied " duh, who doesn't? " Then she asked me if I could name all four. I said " of course" and named John Lennon and Paul McCartney and spaced on the last two. ( I cannot believe that I couldn't remember the other two) Then my madre told me that they were Ringo Star and George Harrison. Then to prove to her that I knew who they were I told her about how some people think he is still alive and the lady checking out in front of us said " I just saw him" Then as she was walking away she said " he was with Elvis." Best thing of my life.
- At practice I threw a ball to my coach and it rolled into the training room, so she threw back at me and it hit me in the face. Count on how many times I've been hit in the face today: 5.
-When my coach walked out of the gym today we were having a "serious meeting"  and Anna ( a girl on my team) said to my coach " I thought you had a drivers license"( she was pushing the ball rack out of the gym and was struggling) Coach walked by and said " shut up." The group of girls who were around me and Anna and Nicole all burst into laughter. The head coach yelled at us and told us that we need to be serious. When you are with me when I am going off four hours of sleep and Nicole is with me, nothing is serious, so you probably don't want to expect us to be.
- I said a lot of stupid things today, they were all really funny. Then I told my Mom that if I died she wouldn't know what to do because I make her life colorful. A while after that I told her that I am glad that I can entertain myself because if I was boring I would be bored all the time. Like I said me on four hours of sleep is crazy. But it is really funny. Next time I am like this I will invite you to come to my house and observe my funniness.
- I really wish that I still played soccer. I have been trying to pick up on some of those moves that I use to be able to do. I don't plan on playing on any Olympic soccer team any time soon. But then good soccer skills run in this town, Hope  Solo the goalie for U.S women's soccer team graduated from my high school and played for the team all four years of high school. Are you jealous?